redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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