Don't you send me to vm
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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