how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Randomize
