You really coming over, don't trick.
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
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Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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