I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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