she looked like the before picture.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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