so I'm never txting u again after today...
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.