i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember