They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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