you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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