God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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