All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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