if only i could text you this smell
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
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Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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