Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days