he wants to bone in the snuggie
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery