So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Randomize