who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
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He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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