Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.