Wat do u mean how?
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
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do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from