Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties