Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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