I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
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You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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