there was a trapeze. enough said
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
God I need to hump something, right now.
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