Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
i am craving dick and cupcakes
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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