6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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