I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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