so explain again why im purple
no
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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