My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
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Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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