Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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