i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
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I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that