as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
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i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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