its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
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