he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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