franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
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Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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