Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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