Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
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Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
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Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company