He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard