I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I just blew my weed a kiss
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.