i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky