yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
So many bounce houses so little time
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.