I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
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i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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