My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
