If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
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I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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