My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
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Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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