Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
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Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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