You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Apparently you make a good broom.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.