I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
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he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
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You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?