I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.