i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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