Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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