Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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