just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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