i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
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Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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