suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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