the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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