Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Me too!
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
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Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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