carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men