sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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